How a Farming Joke Nearly Ended My Marriage!

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My Wife Compared Me to a Bull at the County Fair—My Comeback Landed Me in the Hospital! click here..>>

My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show, and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen, and there was a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs….

Smiled and said,

He mated 50 times last year; that's almost once a week.

We walked to the second pen, which had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ………

You could learn a lot from him.”

We walked to the third pen, and it had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and she said,

That's once a day. You could learn something from this one.

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.

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